Yo' Mama

Sometimes writing this blog is like a never ending yo' mama joke:

Today's workout was so hard....

blah, blah, blah...

Yeah. It's hard to be me, I know.

But the thing is, today's joke is really good!

Today's workout was so damn hard I fell asleep. 

On the floor.

In public.

Yeah. 

But before you go thinking I've developed some kind of narcolepsy overnight, hear me out.

Directly after this morning's test, I was in the library with some friends trying to regain my senses and kind of fell out of my chair/ dove onto the floor where I preceded to sleep.

For an hour.

I have stooped to new levels of low.

sigh.

Obviously, the joke's on me. 

I mean, who knew stepping up on a chair could be so bloody hard?

Anyhoo, if you need me, I'll be napping.