Monster

Yesterday I discovered a monster.

It lives inside me.  It always wants the same thing: food. 

And lots of it.

I had a smart boyfriend who used to convince me to stop whatever I was doing and join him for food "because he was hungry".  It took me forever to figure out that he was really saying, "Kate, you're being a bitch. Eat something."

So yesterday I got hungry. Really hungry.

Like, I want to eat the house and everything in it hungry. I never got to the bitchy part because I was constantly feeding my face. And still hungry.

I was hungry then, and I'm hungry now.

Very Hungry Caterpillar hungry.

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There is a strange, large cult following for the caterpillar. 

Um, and btw, that is a grown up.

*Creepy*

I digress.

 My coworkers are laughing at me 'cause I can't stop eating, but I don't care hungry.

I'm gonna break the bank & buy the grocery store hungry.

Um, word to the wise: a side effect of boot camp is a faster metabolism.

Evidently.

Oh, and the monster comes free.